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1. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.
In fact, just get lost and leave me alone.


2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
a flat tire.


3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbour's paper, that's the time to do it.


4. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.


5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.


6. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.


7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.


8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


9. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try
missing a couple of mortgage payments.


10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you
have their shoes.


11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.


12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.


14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.


15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.


16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.


17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.


18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.


19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side
and it holds the universe together.


21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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funnysnow

lols.. nice one..

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fuyumi

I love #10.

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tingz

lolx. i like line no. 8 :biggrin4:

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HeyBoy

cool

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XbLove

Lolx i like no.9
haha..
Nice one..

BlurDreamx

haha #10 for me nxt time i wanna criticize my frens i'll ask them to take off their shoes 1st ;p

teriyaki

LOL.. haha
actually got meaning de sentence can change till lyk dat....

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finaldust

lol interesting sia some quite funny also

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...

violette

i like tis one...

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