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19-04-2008, 09:59 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,082 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 17,346.02 |  You are not in the book
Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.
The first preacher walked up and said" Hello St. Peter, I'm ready to come in".
St. Peter checked his list and said" I'm sorry your name is not in the book."
"What!" exclaimed the preacher," I have been a preacher for thirty years!" "Yes" replied St. Peter,"However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy."
The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away.
The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in. "I'm ready to come in St. Peter" he said with a smile."I'm sorry, your name is not in the book." "HOw can that be?" asked the preacher, "I have been a pastor for 20 years!" You are guilty of the sin of greed, you loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny." Defeated, the preacher took his wifes hand and walked away. The last preacher, certain of the out-come, turned to his wife and said, "Come on Fanny, I'm not gettin' in." | 
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20-04-2008, 12:15 AM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 75 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 91.83 | Re: You are not in the book
Fanny? I don't get it. =/ | 
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20-04-2008, 12:52 AM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,330 Gender:
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ya lor... y Fanny....??? O.o 
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20-04-2008, 02:45 AM
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| | Legendary San Guo Freak
Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,097 Gender:
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If I'm not wrong, fanny is another name for some sentitive body parts...
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30-07-2008, 12:33 PM
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| | Malaysian Kampung Boy
Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 9,156 Gender:
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Ha Ha. Now I got the joke. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
People don't plan to fail... They fail to plan.
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30-07-2008, 12:34 PM
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| | Rated R
Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 394 Gender:
Total SGC$: 240.35 | Re: You are not in the book
eh..blur? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.Just when they think they have all the answers...........
I change the questions.
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30-07-2008, 02:26 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,718 Gender:
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Oo..lo0l | |
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30-07-2008, 02:28 PM
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| | ~newbie~
Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 317 Gender: Location: TPY / Coronation Rd West
Total SGC$: 333.78 | Re: You are not in the book
lolx.. funny one.. tHe HoOk bOx {ウエンデイ．バーガ} ~signing off~
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30-07-2008, 02:31 PM
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| | ♥ A|X
Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,192 Gender: Location: serangoon north
Total SGC$: 9,346.08 | Re: You are not in the book
LOLS. . .. . . .
My mind fails to understand
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30-07-2008, 02:32 PM
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| | d blur blur gal~
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=.='' To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 纪宝贝好可爱哦！！
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30-07-2008, 02:34 PM
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| | Cherry Boy
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 557 Gender:
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30-07-2008, 10:13 PM
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| | Queen Rachelle.
Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,025 Gender:
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Hhahah ok I get it...... | |
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