genzo2106

A parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one
of his altar boys. The first day the kid paints the entire inside of the
house, he's sweating like hell but eventually gets it finished.

The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands
him $5. The boy looks at the money and says to the priest,
"Thanks very much Father, you're a virgin."

The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day the
boy has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day and
he just manages to finish the job without collapsing.

The priest looks at the job and this time gives the lad another $5 bill.
Once again the lad looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much
Father, you really are a virgin".

At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says,
"that's twice you called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the
word means?".

"Yes," says the kid, " a tight ass."

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

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Shyraiiyann

omfg.hahahahahhahas. stupid!

SG FTW!

bleahz

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DEADevelyn

lol..so retard=x
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YOURLOVER

gees ><

boohoo123

okaaaaay. hahas

One might fall and the other will stand
And one might give where the other won't bend

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xiiaoqingwa

hahaha. nice one.

mess with the best, die like the rest.

princesstaqinah

LOL!

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Altumangel

LOLXX thanks :biggrin4:

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lols ~

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Oh yes it takes awhile lol