YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest

**Vyruss** · 19-06-2007, 04:13 PM

Saw this on MTV

The Yo Momma contest.....

Insult starts with "Yo Momma"
Example:
"Yo Momma So Fat....she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck..."

See how interesting and creative Yo momma jokes can you think about.

I'll Start:

Yo Momma So old...She swam in the dead sea when it was still SICK

*then you add some adjective*

Eg: FAT
----------------------
next person:
Yo Momma so Fat.....she Fills up the Tub before she turns on the water

*add adjective here*
Eg: Stupid
--------------------------
and so on and so on...........

(Please don't use suff like "SO GOOD AT MATH" or "PRETTY" or something difficuilt)

**mayocat** · 19-06-2007, 05:25 PM

Yo momma so stupid,she stared at the orange juice box for hours because it said "concentrate".

**princesstaqinah** · 19-06-2007, 07:09 PM

Yo mama so fat, when she step on the weighing scale, my handphone number came up.

Yo mama so fat, when other fat mama stand around her, they get lost.

Yo mama so tall, when she tip toed, her hair got burned.

**Vyruss** · 19-06-2007, 09:53 PM

Yo momma so Old.... She was Jesus's Classmate

Yo momma so Old...She saw the rainbow when it was still black and White

**serendipity** · 19-06-2007, 09:59 PM

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince

**serendipity** · 19-06-2007, 10:09 PM

My friends and I loved to tell Yo Momma jokes in secondary school. Here are others I remember:

Yo momma so blind, when she wore her glasses to look at a map, she saw people waving.

Yo momma so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo momma so ugly, they slam her face into cookie dough to make Gorilla cookies.

Yo momma so fat, when she won the lottery and jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, when she fell down on street 6, she got up at street 11.

**mayocat** · 19-06-2007, 10:28 PM

yo momma so stupid,she called me to get my phone number

yo momma so ugly,people say "hey look,i think shes not even human"

yo momma so short,a baby can touch her head without being carried

yo momma so dumb,she tripped over a cordless phone

**Vyruss** · 20-06-2007, 08:36 AM

Yo momma So FAT....when her beeper goes off, people thinks she's Reversing.

Yo momma so Fat...when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!!!"

and the classic:

Yo momma so Stupid she took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

**mayocat** · 20-06-2007, 11:19 AM

yo momma so fat,she climbed a step and fell

yo momma so stupid,when there was no bus 44 left,she took bus 22 twice

**devalicious** · 20-06-2007, 07:07 PM

yo mama so fat, when she walk past the tv, i miss 10 episodes.

**seacsub** · 20-06-2007, 07:59 PM

Your momma so fat, they mistook her ass for an eclipse.

**micxiao** · 20-06-2007, 09:01 PM

yo mama's so fat, when she dipped into the pool, there wasn't any water left~!

**Vyruss** · 21-06-2007, 02:19 AM

Ok... lets change the rules of this game Abit I make changes to the first post... make it more Fun and creative

look at 1st post for rules -

and like always I'll start: (here's one with local context)

Yo momma so Hairy......when she went to bukit timah hill, STOMP called her BIGFOOT

Teeth So yellow

**genzo2106** · 02-07-2007, 03:56 PM

Yo mamma so polluted, she emits carbon when she farts

19-06-2007, 04:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Vyruss STEADY POM PI PI Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 516 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Upper Serangoon SGC$: 487.10 Bank: 9.76 Total SGC$: 496.86	YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Saw this on MTV The Yo Momma contest..... Insult starts with "Yo Momma" Example: "Yo Momma So Fat....she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck..." See how interesting and creative Yo momma jokes can you think about. I'll Start: Yo Momma So old...She swam in the dead sea when it was still SICK then you add some adjective Eg: FAT ---------------------- next person: Yo Momma so Fat.....she Fills up the Tub before she turns on the water add adjective here Eg: Stupid -------------------------- and so on and so on........... (Please don't use suff like "SO GOOD AT MATH" or "PRETTY" or something difficuilt) To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Boo!!! Last edited by Vyruss : 21-06-2007 at 02:22 AM.

19-06-2007, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
mayocat mayo the sauce Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,389 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: somewhere SGC$: 57.10 Bank: 2,128.40 Total SGC$: 2,185.50	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Yo momma so stupid,she stared at the orange juice box for hours because it said "concentrate". find me a rainbow

19-06-2007, 07:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
princesstaqinah Pink princess Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,267 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Pasir Ris SGC$: 218.93 Bank: 156.88 Total SGC$: 375.81	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Yo mama so fat, when she step on the weighing scale, my handphone number came up. Yo mama so fat, when other fat mama stand around her, they get lost. Yo mama so tall, when she tip toed, her hair got burned. People that don't know me thinks I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by princesstaqinah : 20-06-2007 at 05:42 PM.

19-06-2007, 09:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Vyruss STEADY POM PI PI Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 516 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Upper Serangoon SGC$: 487.10 Bank: 9.76 Total SGC$: 496.86	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Yo momma so Old.... She was Jesus's Classmate Yo momma so Old...She saw the rainbow when it was still black and White To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Boo!!!

19-06-2007, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
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19-06-2007, 10:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
serendipity Miss Petite Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 159 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Sembawang SGC$: 170.24 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 170.24	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest My friends and I loved to tell Yo Momma jokes in secondary school. Here are others I remember: Yo momma so blind, when she wore her glasses to look at a map, she saw people waving. Yo momma so dumb, she sat on the TV and watched the couch. Yo momma so ugly, they slam her face into cookie dough to make Gorilla cookies. Yo momma so fat, when she won the lottery and jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma so fat, when she fell down on street 6, she got up at street 11. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. :biggrin4:

19-06-2007, 10:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
mayocat mayo the sauce Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,389 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: somewhere SGC$: 57.10 Bank: 2,128.40 Total SGC$: 2,185.50	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest yo momma so stupid,she called me to get my phone number yo momma so ugly,people say "hey look,i think shes not even human" yo momma so short,a baby can touch her head without being carried yo momma so dumb,she tripped over a cordless phone find me a rainbow

20-06-2007, 08:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Vyruss STEADY POM PI PI Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 516 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Upper Serangoon SGC$: 487.10 Bank: 9.76 Total SGC$: 496.86	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Yo momma So FAT....when her beeper goes off, people thinks she's Reversing. Yo momma so Fat...when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!!!" and the classic: Yo momma so Stupid she took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Boo!!!

20-06-2007, 11:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
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21-06-2007, 02:19 AM	#13 (permalink)
Vyruss STEADY POM PI PI Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 516 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Upper Serangoon SGC$: 487.10 Bank: 9.76 Total SGC$: 496.86	Re: YO Momma Contest!!! insult contest Ok... lets change the rules of this game Abit I make changes to the first post... make it more Fun and creative look at 1st post for rules - and like always I'll start: (here's one with local context) Yo momma so Hairy......when she went to bukit timah hill, STOMP called her BIGFOOT Teeth So yellow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Boo!!! Last edited by Vyruss : 21-06-2007 at 02:25 AM.

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