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Old 31-10-2006, 03:18 AM   #51 (permalink)
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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:23 AM   #52 (permalink)
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What is the strongest bird?
A crane!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:24 AM   #53 (permalink)
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What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:30 AM   #54 (permalink)
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What is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:44 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:45 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:45 AM   #57 (permalink)
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What is "out of bounds"?
An exhausted kangaroo!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:46 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s"!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:47 AM   #59 (permalink)
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What followed the dinosaur?
It's tail!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:48 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the mad scientist who put dynamite in his fridge?
They say it blew his cool!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:48 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Would you like a duck egg for tea?
Only if you quack it for me!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:49 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I've got a wonder watch. It only cost fifty cents.
Why is it a wonder watch?
Because every time I look at it I wonder if it is still working!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:49 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth?
Because it's tied!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:50 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything?
No, what about him?
Now he's trying to invent something to hold it in!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:50 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Where do snowmen go to dance?
A snowball!
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Old 31-10-2006, 03:51 AM   #66 (permalink)
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What kind of fish can't swim?
Dead ones!
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Where does a general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
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Why did the burglar take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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LOL. this is quite funny, but i don't think it's the funniest.
Yup, people have different tastes in jokes la.
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Old 06-11-2006, 11:30 PM   #70 (permalink)
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NO way, i love those 'yo momma' jokes 1000x more >:l

"Here comes the hot sauce"
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:27 PM   #71 (permalink)
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NO way, i love those 'yo momma' jokes 1000x more >:l
wat? care to share :confused2:
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:42 PM   #72 (permalink)
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orh i noe one ... hahaha yo momma so fat ... that when she died.. they had to bury her in another planet!!!!
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post post post...where the full joke?
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