World's Best Joke

**Admin** · 23-09-2006, 10:25 PM

Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag.

A joke about two US hunters who go into the woods topped the poll after more than 100,000 people around the world cast their vote on 40,000 jokes.

Here is the joke:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

**HUIXIAN** · 23-09-2006, 11:22 PM

i don quite get it lei =/

funnysnow · 23-09-2006, 11:43 PM

LOL! the operator asked the guy to check if he is really dead by saying, "let's make sure he's dead." The guy shoot the person to MAKE SURE he's dead.

pearr · 24-09-2006, 12:32 PM

Lol. Wth. Hahaha!!!!!

**HUIXIAN** · 24-09-2006, 04:32 PM

wapiang.
this is crazy mans.
i swear!

funnysnow · 24-09-2006, 11:58 PM

haha.. finally you get the joke uh..

**HUIXIAN** · 25-09-2006, 09:33 AM

im wols >.

funnysnow · 25-09-2006, 11:34 AM

Ya! S L O W~

**HUIXIAN** · 25-09-2006, 11:42 PM

don blame me lahs.
muahaha!

im always slow de lei.
lol!

**dingbat** · 26-09-2006, 03:25 AM

i don't think anyone can call a joke the world's best joke. everyone's taste is different and this joke may not be funny to some. it was funny to me but i've heard better ones.

**HUIXIAN** · 26-09-2006, 09:29 AM

well,
at least it's shared.

do share urs as well dingbat [=

23-09-2006, 10:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Admin Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 734 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: SGC$: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 0	World's Best Joke Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. A joke about two US hunters who go into the woods topped the poll after more than 100,000 people around the world cast their vote on 40,000 jokes. Here is the joke: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5064020.stm

23-09-2006, 11:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 794.42 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.59	LOL! the operator asked the guy to check if he is really dead by saying, "let's make sure he's dead." The guy shoot the person to MAKE SURE he's dead. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

24-09-2006, 12:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
pearr retarded clubber Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 855 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: cck SGC$: 15.13 Bank: 120.62 Total SGC$: 135.75	Lol. Wth. Hahaha!!!!! woooshooshh! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

24-09-2006, 11:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 794.42 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.59	haha.. finally you get the joke uh.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

25-09-2006, 11:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 794.42 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.59	Ya! S L O W~ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

23-09-2006, 11:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 68.70 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 786.38	i don quite get it lei =/

24-09-2006, 04:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 68.70 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 786.38	wapiang. this is crazy mans. i swear!

25-09-2006, 09:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 68.70 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 786.38	im wols >.

25-09-2006, 11:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 68.70 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 786.38	don blame me lahs. muahaha! im always slow de lei. lol!

26-09-2006, 03:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
dingbat the good kinda nightmare Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 56 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 207.00 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 207.00	i don't think anyone can call a joke the world's best joke. everyone's taste is different and this joke may not be funny to some. it was funny to me but i've heard better ones.

26-09-2006, 09:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
HUIXIAN ddrumstick Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 5,854 iTrader: (-1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 68.70 Bank: 717.68 Total SGC$: 786.38	well, at least it's shared. do share urs as well dingbat [=

02-10-2006, 02:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
funnysnow Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,394 iTrader: (1) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Singapore SGC$: 794.42 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 794.59