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Old 17-04-2008, 05:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Work Vs. Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!

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Old 17-04-2008, 05:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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bye bye whats ur prision uniform no. ? maby i can visit u ?


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Old 17-04-2008, 05:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha... But u have no live in prison seh. >< I'm fine outside
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Old 17-04-2008, 07:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wah.. so good .. lol ..

This is SPARTAN ! No, this is Sillypore !


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woah .. really ar ?
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Old 18-04-2008, 02:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Lolx...


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Old 19-04-2008, 08:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha... But u have no live in prison seh. >< I'm fine outside
who say no live ( i assume u mean life) ?
in prison, u play game and watch tv, and do nothing...
i rather do nothing, since now in office also do nothing,
but i cant play game, cant watch tv, cant...( whatever)...



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Old 19-04-2008, 08:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol....use to think tat way too..
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Old 19-04-2008, 06:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha ... makes some sense
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Old 19-04-2008, 06:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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nice comparison
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wow, good life inside there
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Old 30-05-2008, 04:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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wow, good life inside there
hhaaaaa....
seem like much better....


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Old 30-05-2008, 10:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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this is funny.

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"
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Old 30-05-2008, 10:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 30-05-2008, 10:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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