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Old 12-12-2006, 11:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Words Women Use

Words Women Use:

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five Minutes is only five minutes if
have just been given EXACTLY five
more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 or the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of cussing you

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
later result in a man asking "what's wrong",for the woman's response refer
to # 3.

All guys should MEMORIZE all these terminologies if they want to understand their girls.

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Old 12-12-2006, 11:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lolx.. Interesting.. True..? Haha.. Somehow seems like woman are.. erm.. dangerous beings..? =X But what bot guys..?

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Old 12-12-2006, 11:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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cool mamaros~ guys bear tat in mind in order to understand us better~ woohoo


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Old 12-12-2006, 11:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol! Very true! But there are times when we girls really mean what we say at face value. Gotta check out the sarcasm lvl ba.. if u detect a bit of irritation or sarcasm then the above golden rules shld apply. Lol!
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ger got so hard to fu shi de meh..?! lol~~

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Old 12-12-2006, 11:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Eh.. lol! It's not like guys always say things at face value too. Isnt it worse if women tell men outright their true feelings like "I'm irritated with you." or "Shut up". Very offendin or awkward ma, vice versa if men becomes too direct.
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Old 12-12-2006, 11:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hmmm ... why make guy like so 'gu niang' everything must let the girl ?


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Old 13-12-2006, 10:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think the terminologies are damn true. lol.
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Old 14-12-2006, 11:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Anothing theroy which means WOMEN ARE DANGEROUS~


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Old 14-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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liddat hor, all these r already at the back of my hand, inside my common sense liao...

Somehow.. i jus wanna know, what this world is..
What this world is filled with, What this world means to me..
And what you are to me..


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Old 14-12-2006, 05:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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How true man..

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Old 14-12-2006, 08:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 14-12-2006, 09:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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muhaha hw true... hehe.. half of it applies to me :x oooooooops
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Old 14-12-2006, 09:30 PM   #14 (permalink)
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