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Old 06-10-2007, 01:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Words of Wisdom

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Wisdom:

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."

Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very REASONABLE Woman. She told me to go out & find a HOT
25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, and she would make sure that I WOULD once agian be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-INCH black and white TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? They really know how to solve your MID-LIFE Crisis!

Hey.. this is great mann... hahahahaha.


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Old 06-10-2007, 08:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol..lame..crap lo

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like that must choose old woman and old man?
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the one on men is funny :biggrin4:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱,

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌,

而是内心的尊重。


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