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Old 26-11-2007, 06:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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when I was 14, i hoped that one day i would have a girlfriend.

when I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. so I decided I needed a girl with stability.

when i was 25 i found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

when i was 28 i found an exciting girl, but i couldn't keep up with her. she rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So Ii decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

when i turned 31, i found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything i owned.

i am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big ****.


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Old 26-11-2007, 08:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol (^-^)
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Old 26-11-2007, 09:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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the guy so -.-''
thanks for sharing.
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Old 26-11-2007, 10:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 26-11-2007, 10:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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thanks for sharing

I made a terrible mistake That I can't take back.Now when I close my eyes, All I see is black.Whoever thought,That this would happen to me I'm not chained physically,But mentally,I'll never be the same,Never again.I deeply regret ,what I did.The mistake I can't take back.I regret it deeply, I just have one plea....God please forgive me.
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Old 27-11-2007, 02:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmm..whats the ****?

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Old 27-11-2007, 04:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hmmm... choosy lah! not women's fault xD
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Old 27-11-2007, 04:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hmmm... choosy lah! not women's fault xD
lolz wat makes u think so when is not u having the relationship lolz
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Old 27-11-2007, 04:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lolz wat makes u think so when is not u having the relationship lolz

zzz... my pov.
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Old 27-11-2007, 04:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hahas kinda of true.

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Old 27-11-2007, 05:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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when i turned 31, i found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything i owned.
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this part seemed very sad 0.0

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U can't find someone who's so perfect!
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Old 27-11-2007, 07:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i guess its the same thing for gers when choosing the other half
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