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20-10-2006, 06:58 AM
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| deedeelicious   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 565 iTrader: (0) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: West
SGC$: 91.30 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 91.30   |  Woman and bartender A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?", she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say. "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."  ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ I'm a fat ass, motivate me! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ |
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20-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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| Addicted SGClubber   Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 720 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 867.33 Bank: 160.16 Total SGC$: 1,027.49    |  MUAHAHAHAHAHA.. the best part is she juz finish shitting!!!!! it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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20-10-2006, 02:59 PM
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| Ice Princess   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,211 iTrader: (28) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Eastern Tranquinity
SGC$: 111.30 Bank: 1,098.37 Total SGC$: 1,209.67              | AHhahaHahahahhahaha!!!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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20-10-2006, 03:01 PM
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| Addicted SGClubber Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 720 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West
SGC$: 867.33 Bank: 160.16 Total SGC$: 1,027.49 | see.. even fuyumi enjoy it! it's me.. wenzi!!!! 愛一個人不一定要擁有﹐但擁有一個人就一定要好好去愛他! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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20-10-2006, 03:01 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber  Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 8,399 iTrader: (1) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Singapore
SGC$: 802.68 Bank: 0.17 Total SGC$: 802.85                             | LOL! i think he will go, ' pui pui pui'. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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20-10-2006, 05:10 PM
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| full time slacker  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 547 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Singapore, that is.
SGC$: 1,155.80 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,155.80    | oh my. so.... i cant imgaine his expression when she said that, yucks! i'm sugar and spice and everything nice if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice |
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20-10-2006, 06:22 PM
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| Mrs Kang-Park  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,803 iTrader: (10) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: lala land
SGC$: 701.47 Bank: 14.62 Total SGC$: 716.09                     | eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek de bartender.....>.< eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek B I G B A N G fanclub- To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Vote for big bang at MAA To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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22-10-2006, 01:53 AM
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| Moderator   Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,784 iTrader: (6) My Mood:  Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Tampines
SGC$: 58.25 Bank: 523.91 Total SGC$: 582.16              | LOL!!!!!!!!!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Woud you lie with me and just forget the world? ♥ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Do support the SGC Charity! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Support me! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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22-10-2006, 05:07 AM
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| the toot.  Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 108 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Hougang
SGC$: 228.30 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 228.30 | yucksssssssssssssssss!!! :freakedout: MiSZiLa'S Personalized Center :rock: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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