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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man who was standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

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lols good one! and she gets what she wants free =x

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[L]iyen

lOlz. verY Lame.

prince_piggy

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p0125772

haha..nice joke..

teriyaki

lol...
dis ger is clever!! XD

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id_peace

lame but funny

ChuNHaO

LOL!!!
nice!!!

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l0l. e guy sian 1/2

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if i were the rain that binds together the earth and sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle, would i be able to bind 2 hearts together ?

PianoXBallet

That girl very clever. Then that guy very stupid lor. Don't know an old man come in together.