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Old 11-09-2007, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
John: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
Peter: what did you gave her?
John: playing cards

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我的存在還有人在乎嗎？
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Old 11-09-2007, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL. smart guy
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha...stupid wife


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Old 11-09-2007, 10:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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smart guy..haha..good idea.. *evil grin*
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Old 11-09-2007, 10:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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brilliantly clever

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我会选择离开 微笑告别伤害
我知道你心中的那份遗憾
当你为她带上幸福的头盖
我含泪祝福 你有美的未来

想飞到千里外 期待一切重来
想洗去你对你的所有依赖
但谢谢你 让我体会了真爱
我永远记得你 心中的遗憾



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Old 13-09-2007, 06:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Dumb wife, smart husband!

People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
People that do know me wish I were.


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Old 14-09-2007, 12:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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stingy husband


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Old 14-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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so smart alec husband and poor wife got owned.


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Old 14-09-2007, 07:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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very clever :biggrin4:

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

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Old 15-09-2007, 01:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha!!! The husband is gng to get it from the wife for sure!!!

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Old 15-09-2007, 02:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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haha nice one. but hes gonna get it. :mellow3:
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Old 15-09-2007, 10:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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playing with fire.. gonna get burned xD
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Old 03-01-2008, 03:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Haha... nice one... so smart sia... :-)

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Old 04-01-2008, 06:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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haha ! the husband die le ! sure get it from his wife
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Old 06-01-2008, 03:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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woots .. how kind ..1 pack of card got 13 diamonds
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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