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25-06-2008, 10:13 PM
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Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton commits suicide... | 
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25-06-2008, 10:16 PM
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lol!!! | |
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25-06-2008, 10:40 PM
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lol, are Tamil movies like mentioned? I tot they only fight with fists and run around bushes.   To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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25-06-2008, 10:43 PM
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LOL To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. i 服了you. | |
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26-06-2008, 02:53 AM
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haha... tamil movies.. lol!! I'm loving angels instead | 
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26-06-2008, 03:08 AM
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lol.
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Over again, Don't make me change mind,
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26-06-2008, 07:50 AM
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yeah~  tamil movie is so unbelieveable de lo~
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26-06-2008, 11:05 AM
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lmao omg !!! nice nice nice!!! hahahahah dramatic sia | |
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26-06-2008, 11:36 AM
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hahaha
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26-06-2008, 11:41 AM
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lolz To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 纪宝贝好可爱哦！！
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26-06-2008, 12:15 PM
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chinese movies are also unbelievable ma.... man that defies gravity by flying around, walk on water, With inner energy so profound that chinese warrior are able to manifest it and turn it into invincible aura etc etc.. | |
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26-06-2008, 12:22 PM
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The movie too 'kua zhang' liao =.=''' To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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26-06-2008, 07:42 PM
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Haha so exaggarating  | |
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26-06-2008, 07:49 PM
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LOL very kau zhang leh you hahaha but funny nevertheless | |
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14-07-2008, 06:42 PM
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Ha Ha. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
People don't plan to fail... They fail to plan.
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14-07-2008, 06:43 PM
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So now I know.
Those who are skilled in combat do not become angered, those who are skilled at winning do not become afraid.
Thus the wise win before the fight, while the ignorant fight to win ~~~ Zhuge Liang
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14-07-2008, 06:44 PM
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haha 
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