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14-04-2007, 11:39 PM
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One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked
for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok" . The Mat Salleh wondered why
in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it!
Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in
Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck
them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6
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15-04-2007, 08:37 AM
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COLD JOKE!!
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15-04-2007, 08:48 AM
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Urgent needing a toilet still can have sex LOL! Anyway this is more like lost in translation...XD Studies is no good for health, the cure for it is to understanding of subject rather than mugging! If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world. -Francis Bacon “If you judge people, you have no time to love them.” -- Mother Teresa “We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. -- Mother Teresa
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15-04-2007, 09:41 AM
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lmaox....1!!
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15-04-2007, 05:31 PM
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man this is retarded -.- who thought of it. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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16-04-2007, 12:36 AM
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dots dots dots, super cold lol | |
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16-04-2007, 12:42 AM
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eh this is a very long ago one.
this joke's most popular time is when im pri 4
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16-04-2007, 03:43 PM
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lolz wa lao tt ang moh so in need of sex ar.. o.O | |
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16-04-2007, 04:16 PM
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lawl nerdazor = =
liddat oso can = =
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