Baby_Nutz

Why We Love Kids...

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, Da-ad... What? I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water? No. You had your chance. Lights out.

Five minutes later... Da-aaad.... What?? I'm Thirsty! Can I have a drink of water? I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!

Five minutes later......DAAAA-AAAAD...... WHAT!! When you come in to spank me...can you bring a drink of water?

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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking a small boy into bed. As she was about to turn off the light he asked with a tremor in his voice, Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. I can't dear, she said, I have to sleep in Daddy's room.

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: The big sissy.

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Finding one of her students making faces at the others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told tha if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and it would stay like that.

Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Mrs. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

*** "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." ***