I wished my boss a "Good morning... and Happy Birthday to you!" as he walked into the office.
I know he felt happy that someone had remembered his birthday. Being his birthday today, I was in my red suit and knee length skirt. I knocked on his office door during noon and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go for lunch, just you and me."
He said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went for lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, I said to my boss, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
My boss replied, "No, I guess not."
And I said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at my apartment, I said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." And he excitedly replied, "Sure!"
I went into the bedroom and a few minutes later I came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my boss' wife, children and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday."
And there he was, sitting on the couch... NAKED! :speechless:
Why My BOSS Fired ME!!! 
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