burgerboi

Juz for laugh..
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1. You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

2. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

3. A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

4. When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

5. A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.

6. A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

7. A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

8. Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

9. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

10. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

11. A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man,
to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death

一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。

a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
a promise harnessed eternally 。。。

icecat

I choose 'stay single'

genzo2106

wha!! wat a violent woman!!!

Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:

My articles at HELIUM:mellow3:

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uyen

6. A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

this one so funny

人情味不是偏私而是博爱，

不是施舍而是关怀。

不是表面的礼貌，

而是内心的尊重。

Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying,
" that was awesome !"

KaLeen

better dun get marry if reali like tat

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domdom

hahaa....luv it!! its good!

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DEADevelyn

single better

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silencedreamer

hahaha these jokes are so funny!

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summerdreamer

they make it sound like marriage=hell. lol.

burgerboi

to some people, marriage is INDEED hell!

一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。

a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
a promise harnessed eternally 。。。

DINEy

I <3 this
4. When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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Wintermaul

11. A Woman's Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man,
to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death

This one really made me LOL RAWR~