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19-07-2007, 09:51 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,074 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,090.14 | Who is saving you? Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.
Edna replied, He didn't hang himself - I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home? 
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19-07-2007, 10:02 PM
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| | laugh Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 639 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,155.40 | Re: Who is saving you? So he's still mentally disabled =X |
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19-07-2007, 10:46 PM
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| | 소원 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,841 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 11,135.16 | Re: Who is saving you? maddy @@ 人情味不是偏私而是博爱,
不是施舍而是关怀。
不是表面的礼貌,
而是内心的尊重。 Friends will bail you out of jail.but Best Friends will be sitting by you saying, " that was awesome !" |
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19-07-2007, 11:34 PM
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| | Monster.Leen Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,440 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 2,946.98 | Re: Who is saving you? siao....mental problem getting worse |
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19-07-2007, 11:36 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,436 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 467.80 | Re: Who is saving you? I thought edna is a girl's name.
Thats some twisted thinking! |
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20-07-2007, 10:56 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,517 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 6,293.38 | Re: Who is saving you? OMG!! She saved and killed the same person!!! Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3:
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21-07-2007, 12:24 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,347 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 1,047.55 | Re: Who is saving you? hahaha |
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21-07-2007, 01:59 PM
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| | Pink princess Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,284 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 392.77 | Re: Who is saving you? Stupid edna! People that don't know me thinks I'm shy.
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