Lovely Inn

Lies:

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river
and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water
and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their
family.

The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden
thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again.

The seamstress replied, "No"

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "YES."

The lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband
along the same riverbank and her husband fell into the river and
disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is an untrue!

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
have come up with Tom Cruise. Then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have
come up with my husband and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me
all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to
take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Mel
Gibson."

The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD
AND HONORABLE REASON AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR
STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT!

By CHANCE we met; By CHOICE we became friends

funnysnow

wahahas..

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Shyraiiyann

omg. wah lau. hahas

SG FTW!

silencedreamer

haha white lie arh.. lol funny lehz..

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sihwee

LOL. totally cool la!

relief234

Heh this is so funny!
I agree with the morale!! :biggrin4:

FamousAmos

Interesting... The moral of this story is not to tell lie. :biggrin4:

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Terry

... haha nice way to tell lie ...

dr3ad

lol nice story

but if the story is told in a guys point of view (just change woman to man and the man to woman in the story) it would be such that the moral of the story is 'WHENEVER A MAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD
AND HONORABLE REASON AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR
STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT!' =p

bleahz

heh heh. super true.

p0125772

haha..nice story with good moral..

prince_piggy

rubbish rubbish rubbish

Spade

ya gd moral fer women to lie to guyz and nt fer guyz to use it at them wahahah

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robin

OMG...

ChuNHaO

hahahas...
funny lehh... =D

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Riceballz

lolz liddat oso can >"<

finaldust

wa lau like that also cant lol

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...