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Old 23-10-2006, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old
days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the river bank they used to go
when they were young. The next day, grandpa got up 6a.m. in the morning,dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in
disappointment grandma never showedup even after sunset.
Grandpa went home in such an anger. He opened the
door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow. He threw
the flowers on the floor and questioned:

"Why didn't you come to our date?!!"

Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:
"Mom didn't allow me to go..."

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Old 23-10-2006, 03:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 23-10-2006, 03:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 23-10-2006, 04:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ermm... i dun understand..

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Old 23-10-2006, 04:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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teriyaki, read slowly and visualise and u will know... heehee

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Old 23-10-2006, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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dots. alamak.

i'm sugar and spice and everything nice if you wanna mess with me, you better think twice
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Old 23-10-2006, 08:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmmm... jokes about old people....:notimpressed2:

Anyway, I have tons of them...get them almost daily from friends who are like me - no more spring chicken but still got spring...:biggrin4:
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Old 23-10-2006, 08:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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WTF sia.. mum dun let her go.. -.-"


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Old 24-10-2006, 02:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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ehh siao liao la
i too tupid or wat.. omg.. i cant find anything funny abt it..>.<

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