Ways to turn down unwanted men

**porcelaindoll** · 31-10-2006, 05:13 PM

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

**MamaRos** · 31-10-2006, 06:00 PM

Sure to get sepak if you answer like that.........:biggrin4:

**porcelaindoll** · 31-10-2006, 08:26 PM

whats sepak?

**restless** · 31-10-2006, 09:06 PM

veri creative answer..if a girl can answer so intelligently, that wld b a kind of attraction itself..

pearr · 31-10-2006, 09:11 PM

cool man. haha i like the plastic surgeon one =x

**.phoenixity.** · 31-10-2006, 09:24 PM

	Quote:			Originally Posted by porcelaindoll
	whats sepak?

smack.

*thumbs up

**wangzi<3** · 01-11-2006, 01:14 AM

woohoo~
very cool answers!

**teriyaki** · 01-11-2006, 11:57 AM

dis one shld b in laf out section..
haah~

**fuyumi** · 01-11-2006, 01:19 PM

LOL! this is so funny!! Good one.

**violette** · 01-11-2006, 08:21 PM

Cooooooool.... :biggrin4:

**huishan** · 03-11-2006, 07:17 AM

LOLS omg ! these ways of rejection
are like .. i so wanna try them ! way cool

super love this
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you ! :devil2:

Sheng4Eva · 03-11-2006, 10:04 AM

omg ... this is teaching girl bad stuff ... nonono

31-10-2006, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
porcelaindoll 公主 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,333 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: far far away SGC$: 421.20 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 421.20	Ways to turn down unwanted men HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE : I must've been given your share. HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving? HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE : Can I have your name? SHE : Why? Don't you already have one? HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it. HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator. HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter. HE : Your body is like a temple. SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

31-10-2006, 09:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
pearr retarded clubber Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 855 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: cck SGC$: 15.13 Bank: 120.62 Total SGC$: 135.75	cool man. haha i like the plastic surgeon one =x woooshooshh! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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31-10-2006, 06:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
MamaRos Piak piak Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,886 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Bedok Reservoir SGC$: 0.00 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 0	Sure to get sepak if you answer like that.........:biggrin4:

31-10-2006, 08:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
porcelaindoll 公主 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,333 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: far far away SGC$: 421.20 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 421.20	whats sepak?

31-10-2006, 09:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
restless Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,848 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: North SGC$: 3,741.46 Bank: 942.49 Total SGC$: 4,683.95	veri creative answer..if a girl can answer so intelligently, that wld b a kind of attraction itself..

01-11-2006, 01:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
wangzi<3 Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,926 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Jurong West SGC$: 804.50 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 804.50	woohoo~ very cool answers!

03-11-2006, 07:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
huishan my lipstick ur collar :D Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,563 iTrader: (0) My Mood: Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: HOUGANG SGC$: 90.24 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 90.24	LOLS omg ! these ways of rejection are like .. i so wanna try them ! way cool super love this HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you ! :devil2: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-11-2006, 10:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sheng4Eva Experienced SGClubber Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,198 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Yishun SGC$: 1,404.42 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,404.42	omg ... this is teaching girl bad stuff ... nonono

03-11-2006, 08:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
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