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Vista Release - Apple Recalls iPhone; Forgot to Include 'Phone' Feature

@ 06:22 PM (7 days, 4 hour ago)
While Microsoft is basking in the Vista release, things aren't so good with the competition.

In what could prove to be the most embarrassing misstep in consumer electronics history, Apple Inc. announced today that it would recall its entire production run of the Apple iPhone after discovering that it had failed to include a "phone" feature in the much-hyped handheld device.

Speaking from Apple corporate headquarters, company founder Steve Jobs offered consumers his apology for the monumental goof and seemed to be searching for an explanation for how it could have occurred.

"First and foremost, we're sorry," a red-faced Mr. Jobs said in a conference call with Wall Street analysts. "When you make a product called the iPhone, people expect it to include a phone, and we messed that part up."

Mr. Jobs suggested that Apple had been so focused on making the iPhone the "coolest handheld device ever" that it had forgotten to include one of the most important features of any cellular phone: "One thing people like about cell phones is that you can dial numbers into them and call people."

Instead, he explained, Apple's engineers had crammed the iPhone with a plethora of what he called "non-phonal features," such as a camera, an MP3 player, a taser, and a tactical nuclear weapon.

While Mr. Jobs said that almost all of the nine million iPhones that had been shipped to stores were on their way back to Apple's manufacturing plant, he offered advice to consumers who somehow had already obtained the phoneless iPhone: "Just hold it up to your head and pretend to be talking into it."

Ba0bEi

har~ lidat oso can? iPhone with no Phone program installed..

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djchris

This is stupid...

This is lame...

I think the man's getting senile...

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foxycinderella

wow.. how could this happened to such a well established company..

Ninespiral

WTF.. Is this for real? Well, they ARE new to the phone market, though..

violette

waste of time.. have to send back for re-production/re-works again

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