Altumangel

Woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs for
breakfast? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my
appetite."

At lunchtime she again asked if he would like something. "How would
you like a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

Again he declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire
for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken?"

He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

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khellvinne

i would also like to be the "strong" man, wahaha...