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25-11-2006, 01:29 PM
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| | ddrumstick
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Total SGC$: 814.28 |  are u a marathon runner? hahahah ...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved along side. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining". | 
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25-11-2006, 01:40 PM
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| | High IQ guy
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 4,281 Gender: 
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i don't really get the joke?
why wear a condom when it's raining? | |
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25-11-2006, 02:24 PM
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| | King of SGClub
Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 760 Gender:
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to catch the rain water and drink whenever he felt thirsty? LOLx | |
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25-11-2006, 02:26 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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LOL!
good one!
:biggrin4:
he should have added, "to keep my little brother dry~" | |
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25-11-2006, 02:28 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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to protect his kuku  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
FTW
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25-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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| | High IQ guy
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orh... like raincoat... hahaha | |
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28-11-2006, 01:53 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
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Muahaha..rofl it's me.. wenzi!!!!
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28-11-2006, 10:38 AM
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Cuz human usually use umbrella to protect themselve from getting wet. So this guy using condom to protect his cock from getting wet.. :mellow3:
But if his xxx is soft soft, then the condom mai fall down?? :confused2:
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03-12-2006, 04:12 PM
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| | Peach ^^
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wah sei, good one~
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