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Old 18-12-2006, 06:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Types of Women

Got this from another place~

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HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without
her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four
basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

Broadband Woman:

Unlimited access

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

&

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will
lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose
everything............


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Old 18-12-2006, 07:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol quite creative


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Old 18-12-2006, 09:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that is good thinking man
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Old 18-12-2006, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hmmm "EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four
basic needs."

wat is de four basic need?!

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Old 19-12-2006, 04:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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cool.. :mellow3:
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Old 19-12-2006, 04:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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HAHA
WOOOTS~
super nice + funny! HAHA
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Old 19-12-2006, 05:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Four basic needs.... PROVIDER OF FOOD, CLEAN CLOTHES, SEX AND COMPANIONSHIP? :handsup:

It is not the place, nor the condition, but the mind alone that can make anyone happy or miserable.
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Old 19-12-2006, 05:31 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So anything about men? lolz

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Old 19-12-2006, 10:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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nice one.. creative man/.

mess with the best, die like the rest.
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Old 20-12-2006, 05:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wow..computer reli for women stuff.. haha..

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Old 22-02-2007, 09:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Default Types of Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
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Old 22-02-2007, 11:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i like the last one! VIRUS Woman!

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Old 22-02-2007, 11:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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lol.s


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Old 22-02-2007, 11:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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screensaver better or else really easy to get bored

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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Old 22-02-2007, 12:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No women get mad over this? hahahha:mellow3:
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Old 22-02-2007, 01:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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>.< my colleague said dat i am a server woman
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Old 22-02-2007, 02:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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