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Old 01-03-2008, 10:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Two Old Men

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS


AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.


AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL


THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER


MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN


EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS
ON


THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'


THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND


TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,


'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'


'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'


'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'


HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'


'A WITCH ?. . .WHY THE hel_l WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'


'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE


HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY


TEETH WITH HER!'



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Old 02-03-2008, 03:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL!!
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Old 02-03-2008, 06:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol! wth....why r the blondes n elderly always the butt of all jokes....


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Old 03-03-2008, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hahas!
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Old 03-03-2008, 06:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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sweet
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lol...nice one there
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol that is freakin hilarious

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Old 03-03-2008, 08:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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diaox.. lol

Confidence is a choice!

I don't love you because I need you;
I need you because I love you...
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Old 03-03-2008, 11:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hahas! so gong..

♥; YING. i am a very silly girl =x
ii jus wiish ferr dhat very last moment of truth.
- ` l0ve iish a llye.'
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