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Old 03-04-2007, 02:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is a true story, it happened to a guy who worked as a staff, on the 40th floor of the Treasury Building in Shenton Way. On that day Thursday night, he worked overtime and was forced to go home alone around 11:00 in the evening....No one was inside the building, aside from the night patrol and it was quite dark on that floor. He went to the elevator and pressed the down button, then the door opened without anyone inside....he went in and then, pressed "G" for ground floor.

Unknowingly why, the elevator went up. He tried to press the down button again but it continued to go up.When it reached the 59th floor,the elevator stopped! The door opened, and then, a woman who was mysteriously so beautiful, with long black hair and white dress, smiled sweetly at him and entered the elevator. The guy was wondering who she was, since he never saw her ever since he worked in that building. He was asking himself...who is she, and why haven't she gone home yet when it was nearly midnight, it's not safe for a lady to be alone late in the evening.

He wanted to ask her but since he was shy, he just kept silent. In the silence, the elevator went down slowly from one floor to another... 48... 47.... 46...... 35... 34..... 29...... when suddenly...on the 13th floor, the lights in the elevator went off and the elevator suddenly stopped. It was pitch darkness...he pressed the emergency button...waited...but nothing happened. Suddenly, he smelled a very foul
odor of something rotten... goose pimples went all over his skin...his
heart beat faster,cold sweat broke out his brows, he could not breathe, ....and so, he began to say a prayer and tried to calm himself, breathe normally....while moving backwards slowly. Then, the lights came on. Suddenly, the woman who was behind him gave an eerie laugh.... and said..................................








Sorry I just Fart.
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Old 03-04-2007, 04:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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zZz.. lOlz. nOt bad
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this is so funny..
he really got a scare outta his life yeah..lolz.. XD
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol diao

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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haha


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Old 04-04-2007, 01:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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:freakedout:

OMG, farting in an enclosed area.
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha..joke to us, but like no joke to the guy in the lift..


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dots. almost tot it's a ghost story :speechless:


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Old 04-04-2007, 01:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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hahaha :biggrin4:
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dots. almost tot it's a ghost story :speechless:
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LOL fart!


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LOLLL OWN

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o_O!!! HAhahahahahahaa....

Lol... I tot another weird ghost story or something...hahahahahaha
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