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Old 02-05-2008, 08:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Trained Parrot

This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to it's right leg.

He asks the owner the significance of the strings.

"Well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," replies the shop keeper.

"And what happens if I pull both the strings?" our curious shopper inquires.

"I'd fall off my perch, you fool!" screeches the parrot.

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Old 02-05-2008, 08:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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s cute the parrot~


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Old 02-05-2008, 09:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol....i saw something similar in old master q comic

their one more funny....

but yours nt bad too
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Haha...Clever parrot...


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