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Old 17-06-2007, 02:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default .Toothbrush Salesman.

A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"

So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."

So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.

So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like shit."

And the salesman replied, "Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

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Old 17-06-2007, 03:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha just to sell more toothbrush..

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Old 17-06-2007, 04:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Smart way of selling. sure alot of ppl buy from him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

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Old 17-06-2007, 05:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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supper smart marketing strategy... lol

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not relevant i tot
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Old 17-06-2007, 11:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what a way.. >.<


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very innovative sales tactics..

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omg ... free thing is bad for health
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smart guy doing the bussiness.
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Haha. The wonders of marketing.

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