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Old 11-05-2007, 11:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hi Tongue Twisters

A tongue twister is a phrase, sentence or rhyme that presents difficulties when spoken because it contains similar sounds - Whistle for the thistle sifter, for example. To get the full effect of a tongue twister you should try to repeat it several times, as quickly as possible, without stumbling or mispronouncing. But please dun bite your tongue hor.:biggrin4:

Peter bought a butter. The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter bought a better butter, to make the bitter butter better.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter had some butter, But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

Pope Sixtus VI’s six texts.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore, I’m sure she sells seashore shells.

Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. Sam’s shop stocks short spotted socks.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern, said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, a lack!”

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!

The boot black bought the black boot back.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
As a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?


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Old 12-05-2007, 12:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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cool.. thanks for sharing.. WArning to those who are going to try them out: dun get ur tongue tied! haha..


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Old 12-05-2007, 11:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol some so hard sia

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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Old 12-05-2007, 11:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
diz is cool man.. ^^ thz for sharin

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lol some so hard sia

haha^^ yup, i agree.. a little hard..


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Old 12-05-2007, 12:22 PM   #6 (permalink)
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woa. the see n seesaw thing is hard T.T
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Old 12-05-2007, 04:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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thx for sharing.. fun sia.
i cant read fast sia.. haha. >.<


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whre did eu get all these?
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Betty Botter had some butter, But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-that would make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

o.o really cannot. i try cannot make it lol.


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