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Old 04-08-2007, 04:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wide Grin Three Legged Chickens

Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken.

Seeing it turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the chickens had three legs.

The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!"

The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks."

Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?"

The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet."
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Old 04-08-2007, 05:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha

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Old 04-08-2007, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ha! :biggrin4:

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Old 04-08-2007, 07:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol!

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lol....lame...


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