moody moo

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not
been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

"My friend, you have not worked here for even one day."

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days?

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager: - Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! :disgust2:
HR=HIGH RISK :freakedout:

คิดถึงเสมอหัวใจเฝ้าเพ้อพะวง
ชั่วฟ้าดินสลาย จะไม่รักใครสักคน
I always miss you and my heart is calling for you. "Until the end of the world", I would not love anyone but you.

.phoenixity.

lol sia... is this true tat we work not even for 1 day?? LOL

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moody moo

Errr u do the calculation and let me noe lor :biggrin4:

คิดถึงเสมอหัวใจเฝ้าเพ้อพะวง
ชั่วฟ้าดินสลาย จะไม่รักใครสักคน
I always miss you and my heart is calling for you. "Until the end of the world", I would not love anyone but you.

Technetium

lol u noe why? coz he divide liao then minus, not minus and devide, so all the 2 days and 1 days becum 1/7 of the year, sumting like dat

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silencedreamer

haha funny way of calculating lehz..

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djchris

But the company is still owe me for occupying me for 2/3 of the day that I am not physically working becoz their letter of appointment says I cannot work plus the amount of stress that is occupying my head while I'm not working.

So that's 244 days that they are preventing me from moonlighting. Plus 16 days of annual leave, 21 days of sick leave, 3 days paternity leave, 4 days exam leave. Plus my variable bonus, annual bonus, performance bonus, annual increment...I think they owe me alot more..

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lol a lot of this joke version

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haha you are right man. this joke is funny but i think ur addition makes it better :biggrin4:

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haha this is funny...

djchris

Makes me feel underpaid again...lol

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robin

lol... beware of HR department...

GreenSn0w

lolz..this is somewhat like they say that one day is ur birthday..
duno whether u guyz have seen it before not.. =)

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