 The troublesome boss
A woman applied for a secretary job for a boss at a 1st class company who had already fired 10 candidates before.
During the interview, the interviewer told her, "i'll be surprised if u could stay for more than 2 weeks."
Curious bout the reason, the woman started her 1st day of work & found out why.
Boss: "Record these down. 3 days ago, Mr Bobson fr Andersons Corp called to arrange an appointment 5 days later 7 hrs after dawn. 4 1/2 days ago, Mr Thomas fr MacWell Enterprise called for the stocks to be delivered 7 days later 5 3/4 hrs before midnight. 2 3/4 days ago, Miss Emilia fr TTP asked to sample the goods 6 days later 3 5/6 hrs before noon. & a week ago Mrs Andrea fr Ark Corp wants the meeting to be held a week & a half later 5 6/7 hrs before dusk."
Confused, the woman asked the boss to repeat.
Boss: "Sorry, I only say once. Now get the job done or u're fired."
1 week later...
Boss: "Secretary! Why r my appointments, meetings & everything all wrong!!"
Woman: "No they aren't."
Boss: "Yes they r. & if u can't tell me exactly what I ordered u to do this whole week, u're fired!"
Woman: "You told me 3 days ago to arrange an appointment with Mr Andersons fr Bobson Corp 5 days later 7 hrs before dawn, 4 1/2 days ago to delivery the stocks to Mr MacWell fr Thomas Enterprise 7 days later 5 3/4 after midnight, 2 3/4 days ago to fix the sampling for Miss TTP fr Emilia 3 5/6 hrs after noon, & a week ago to hold a meeting for Mrs Ark fr Andrea Corp a week & a half later 5 6/7 hrs after dusk."
Confused, the boss asked the woman to repeat.
Woman: "Sorry, I only say once." | 
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