 The Shakespeare Poem
A man making the Bar scene, was fairly intoxicated when he went into a popular night spot.
The bartender refused to serve him and told him he should go home.
Man: My wife will kill me.
Bartender: Take her some candy.
Man: She is on a diet.
Bartender: Take her some flowers.
Man: She has allergies.
Bartender: Tell her a poem.
Man: She loves poems ... I don’t know any.
Bartender: Here is one for you. The Bartender recited.
YOU BABYLONIAN WITCH ..
BLUE EYES AND RUBY LIPS...
BENEATH THINE EYES PASSION LIES
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES MY PASSION RISE.
-"Shakespeare"
Man: I can handle that.
So walking home the man was reciting to himself the poem. When he gets home he is unable to find his keys. So he knocks on the door.
Wife: You better not of been drinking.
Man: Sweetness, I have a poem for you!
Wife: It had better be good
The man starts to recite the poem...
YOU BABYLONIAN BITCH ..
BLUE EYES AND PURPLE T*TS.
BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS A P***Y LIES
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Last edited by violette : 06-01-2007 at 02:51 PM.
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