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Old 09-12-2006, 12:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, "I got a ride here on a man's moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing."

"Well," the other crab said, "why don't you hide up a lady's skirt next year. Then you won't be as cold."

The little crab said, "Hey, that isn't a bad idea."

A year later, the two crabs met at the same place, and the one little crab was shivering very badly again. The other crab asked if he had taken his advice and he said, "Yeah, I went and hid up a lady's skirt, but when I woke up in the morning I was on that's guy's moustache again!"
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Old 11-12-2006, 10:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2006, 01:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha .... y always at the man's moustache ???


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Old 11-12-2006, 02:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha...funny
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Old 11-12-2006, 02:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-12-2006, 05:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha .... y always at the man's moustache ???
ehhhs..
what i think should be
cos they did sex then yahh.. hahahaha
tts what i think =P
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Old 17-12-2006, 04:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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omg~ it is so funny


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Old 17-12-2006, 04:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lols. lame.. but not bad lah quite de funny leh
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Old 17-12-2006, 04:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lolx ..very funny ..likeit a lot ..hope u keep postin more jokes ..ahhaz
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Old 17-12-2006, 04:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wahahha!!! nice one sia... That is realli a good one for icebreaking sia
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Old 18-12-2006, 04:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ask the crab come find girl hide,

cfm nt at the guy's moustache again, oral sex illegal in singapore =x


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Old 18-12-2006, 10:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ehh i understand...

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Old 18-12-2006, 11:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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LOLS.Keep them coming =)
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Old 18-12-2006, 11:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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ehhhs..
what i think should be
cos they did sex then yahh.. hahahaha
tts what i think =P
haha ....dirty thinking !!!!
dont pollute me
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Old 18-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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sheng u innocent? my ass -.- LOL


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