DINEy

A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal. He refused the meal completely.
The next morning the man was brought before the firing squad. When asked for his last request, the man said he had none. The General in charge of his execution asked him, ''Sir, you refused your last meal and your last request. Isn't there anything you want before you die?''

The man thought for a moment, then said, ''Music has always been an important part of my life. If I could do but one thing before I die, would you allow me to sing my favorite song from beginning to end, without interruption?''

The General thought this was a reasonable request, and ordered his men to lower their weapons and to not interrupt for the duration of the song.

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PiDanBeR

lol... he wants to count down.... 10 million till zero... guess it shd take a few days ba...

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Spade

lol that man is clever....ten million to zero will take more den days.....

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Benkee

lol he is just dragging their time.. lol clever man

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DINEy

yea. but somehow, someday he will still die LOL

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uyen

yes,he will stikll die but he can still drag the time :biggrin4:

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princesstaqinah

I think he wants to drag the time then the whole squad will sleep. Then he can escape!

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For3ver

prolong his lifespan

genzo2106

haha..the guy is quite creative but guess he still will be killed in the end..LOL

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KaLeen

haha......den he can think of way to escape

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Toad

ha! maybe he will song slow enough to last another mth...

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