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21-06-2007, 08:50 AM
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| 소원   Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 13,579 iTrader: (0) My Mood:  Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country:  Location: Singapore
SGC$: 9,049.12 Bank: 1,642.12 Total SGC$: 10,691.24                                 |  The farmer and the lawyer A big city London lawyer went duck hunting in rural Scotland. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked the lawyer what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and your not coming over here." The indignant lawyer replied. "I'm one of the best trial lawyers in the UK, and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything that you own. The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Scotland. We settle small disagreements like this, with the Scottish Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the Scottish Three Kick Rule?" The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly gets down from the tractor and walked up to the city fella. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin, which dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the nose off his face. The lawyer was flat on his belly, when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly causing him to give up, but didn't. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old tosser, now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up, You can keep the duck!" |
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21-06-2007, 08:57 AM
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| Experienced SGClubber   Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,327 iTrader: (0) Gender:  Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Bedok
SGC$: 1,005.11 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,005.11    | Re: The farmer and the lawyer very funny. Thanks for sharing.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by tesoon : 21-06-2007 at 08:58 AM. |
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21-06-2007, 09:52 AM
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| Experienced SGClubber  Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,361 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Yishun
SGC$: 1,491.40 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 1,491.40           | Re: The farmer and the lawyer hahaha..... so the whole idea is just to kick that stupid lawyer??? hahaha.... |
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21-06-2007, 09:58 AM
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| Cookie Chocolate   Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 368 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Balestiar
SGC$: 7.80 Bank: 0.00 Total SGC$: 7.80    | Re: The farmer and the lawyer the guy dare to be a lawyer rather dumb dont u think i think the farmer shd be the lawyer haha! UniComic Studio Job: Animator/ Secondary Student Name: T.D.S/ Reph / Rephriz Age:17 Number: 98250351 (SMS before call)(for valid reasons to place this up) dun prank call me or else ... u wun live to see the light which i mean it... Looking for any interested participant who wishes to make their own manga. Only Singaporean (For Meetup Reasons) |
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21-06-2007, 12:15 PM
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| Pink princess  Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,267 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign: Country: Location: Pasir Ris
SGC$: 218.93 Bank: 156.88 Total SGC$: 375.81      | Re: The farmer and the lawyer Nice one! Kakakkakakakaka! So funny! People that don't know me thinks I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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25-06-2007, 04:14 PM
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| Experienced SGClubber  Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 4,524 iTrader: (0) Gender: Zodiac Sign:  Country: Location: Towner Road
SGC$: 2,886.58 Bank: 3,406.80 Total SGC$: 6,293.38                           | Re: The farmer and the lawyer haha..the farmer is a genius indeed Life is full of ups and downs. But one has to learn how to stand up on his own and continue his path to attaining enlightment...:mellow3: :mellow3: My articles at HELIUM:mellow3: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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