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23-07-2008, 04:44 PM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
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A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention.
She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink."
She gets her drink and goes away.
Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away again.
The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before.
The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high."  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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23-07-2008, 05:45 PM
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| | ~cerise me manques~
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"is not her pubic hair u moron" reply the bar tender...LOL 
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23-07-2008, 05:46 PM
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23-07-2008, 05:48 PM
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| | ~newbie~
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LOLX.. lame and dumb DRUNK.. it's her ARMPITS for GOD SAKE! tHe HoOk bOx {ウエンデイ．バーガ} ~signing off~
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24-07-2008, 03:39 PM
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| | Automouse2-Employee
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lmao STICK & AUTO : MMORPG AUTO
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26-07-2008, 10:42 PM
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Ha Ha. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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27-07-2008, 01:43 AM
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27-07-2008, 01:53 AM
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| | Yabu
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=.=lll
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27-07-2008, 01:55 AM
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LOLS
My mind fails to understand
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