 that's life
When I was born, I got a choice- A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose?
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
don't and stop, unless they are used together.
Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? .
Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives | 
thats so true 
thx for sharing
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