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Old 29-05-2007, 05:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver
said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
bodies for the last 25 years."
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ha ha.....really funny......
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Old 29-05-2007, 08:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ehh....kinda lame ...=_= but funny XD
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Old 29-05-2007, 09:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol...
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Old 29-05-2007, 10:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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=.=
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Old 29-05-2007, 10:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha.. that was funny.. he tot the dead bodies tap him.. LOLL

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Old 29-05-2007, 10:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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lolz..lame..but still cool :rock:

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Old 29-05-2007, 10:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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haha he needs to get use to the difference..


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is hearse la
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He tout he is still driving the van.. haha... :biggrin4:

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haha, paranoid man.


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whahaha........funny


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Old 30-05-2007, 11:37 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha ... such a big impact .
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