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Old 06-05-2007, 08:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was WENDY and the tattoo was done while the penis was erected. All you could see was W Y when it's not.

Shortly after the couple was married, they went honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in the gents, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had W Y on his penis.

The American said to him, "Oh is your girl named WENDY too?"

The Jamaican replied, "No, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY."


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Old 06-05-2007, 10:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wah/.. so long meh... :freakedout:

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Old 06-05-2007, 11:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wahseh.. tt means his penis must be super long lahz.. fainted liaoz..


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Old 06-05-2007, 11:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL. Means he steam den very long liao lor ..
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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oooo...long eh..hahaha...might as well put "Welcome to Singapore, We hope you enjoy your stay with us and have a nice day"
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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oooo...long eh..hahaha...might as well put "Welcome to Singapore, We hope you enjoy your stay with us and have a nice day"
That one can do it on horse kuku jiao ah....LOL!

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Old 07-05-2007, 12:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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eh too long la. HAHAHA. that sounds damn long. =D

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Old 07-05-2007, 01:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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heard tat b4 somewhere...but still funny


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Old 07-05-2007, 02:57 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The one i heard about was the AIDS one...lol...


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Old 07-05-2007, 08:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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AIDS?? share leh..think it must be funnie too..haha..
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Old 07-05-2007, 07:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hahaha funny. share the aids version ....

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Old 08-05-2007, 11:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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monsterous cock...
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Lol..can't remember the joke le...but remembered the gist of it...it's the same...AIDS wen it's not erected, then the woman supposedly he gonna screw get a shock of her life...and then the fella said something like," dun wory, it's AiDidaS."


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