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10-08-2007, 01:38 AM
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Total SGC$: 42.30 |  Tarzan and Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel.  To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | 
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10-08-2007, 01:50 AM
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| | 雨天的心情.
Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,974 Gender:
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 LOL... :biggrin4: this is actually pretty funny... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. | |
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10-08-2007, 02:31 AM
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| | was once a 0tah
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 745 Gender:
Total SGC$: 141.53 | Re: Tarzan and Jane
lols..nice 1 One nite i was lying on my bed lookin at the stars above,it was a lovely nite and im enjoying the breezy wind. Then i thought to myself : "Wtf, where the hell ish my roof?
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10-08-2007, 02:34 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 9,080 Gender: 
Total SGC$: 17,382.71 | Re: Tarzan and Jane
quite funny | |
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10-08-2007, 02:40 AM
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| | Monster.Leen
Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,440 Gender:
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haha....nice 1 | |
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10-08-2007, 09:50 AM
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| | Registered Members
Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 206 Gender:
Total SGC$: 299.20 | Re: Tarzan and Jane
LOL | |
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10-08-2007, 11:11 AM
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| | SGC Chatroom Lurker
Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,833 Gender:
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ROFLMFAOBBQ!! way to go. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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10-08-2007, 11:13 AM
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| | Lord Of The Burgerings
Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,023 Gender:
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hahahahaha, way to go tarzan!
一生的友情。。。
一世的等待。。。
一辈子的承诺。。。
a friendship for life 。。。
a boundless awaitment 。。。
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10-08-2007, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,298 Gender:
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hahaha.. i am laughing non stop in class now =s Bear Bear Family Tree Club Recruitment Manager Super Fishy Bear Bear
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10-08-2007, 11:26 AM
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| | Addicted SGClubber
Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 449 Gender:
Total SGC$: 488.10 | Re: Tarzan and Jane
poor jane..haha | |
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10-08-2007, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,953 Gender:
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squirrel?? Should check for other 'animal' too... =D
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10-08-2007, 11:42 AM
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| | Experienced SGClubber
Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,347 Gender:
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LOLOLOL!!! | |
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10-08-2007, 11:52 AM
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| | Selina Hebe Ella
Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,125 Gender:
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haha nice one..
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10-08-2007, 01:23 PM
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