janice

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.

"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

"Darn!" says the little old lady.I'll better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop.
"How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady.
You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."

prince_piggy

hahaa..cool./././

robin

lol.. nice

finaldust

lol wat sia

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...

BerylSandydowns

omg....if i were her, i will just need to carry 1 bag filled with money...the other bag leave behind. hahah

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p0125772

oMG..haha..

micxiao

eww... imagine if it was the other bag that got hole...

XiaoGurlx

LOL.

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luuillu

haha

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KaLeen

haha./.........:p

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Terry

hahaha .. fainted

Cheer

OMG! Wont it be stained with blood?

Technetium

OMFG... she really cut??!!

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