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Old 31-03-2007, 05:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.



However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.



However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"



At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
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LOL... trying to imply that singpaoreans ask maids to do all the sai kang issit


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lolx ..nice joke
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haha...lol


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lol! born to be a sai kang worrior man!

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