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Old 14-02-2008, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default St. Valentine's Day "Poems"

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Old 14-02-2008, 01:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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XDDD Poetic! But~ LoL this is just so funny and wrong XD

i still feel empty on the inside.. i wonder why.. i hope i'm not thinking too much..
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Old 14-02-2008, 02:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha

that was classic

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Old 14-02-2008, 03:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i found this

Love

by Roy Croft

I love you not only forwhat you are,
but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made
of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out

I love you for putting your hand
into my heaped up heart and for passing over
all of the foolish things you can't
help dimly seeing there,
and for drawing out into the light
all of the beautiful belongings
that no one else has looked quite
far enough to find.

I love you because you have
done more than any creed
could have done to make me good
and more than any fate could
have done to make me happy.

You have done it without a touch,
without a word, without a sign.
You have done it by being yourself -
Perhaps that is what being a friend means, after all.

i still feel empty on the inside.. i wonder why.. i hope i'm not thinking too much..

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Old 14-02-2008, 06:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol funny...

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Old 14-02-2008, 08:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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They are funny.
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Old 15-02-2008, 02:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol nice.

Life is funny!
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