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A couple who had 2 kids decided that whenever they wanted sex, they would use code words so the children wouldn't know what they were talking about. They would ask "could I take in your laundry tonight ?"

so the kids couldn't understand. Husband comes home from work one night and asked "Honey, can I take in your laundry tonight? No not tonight was her reply. No big deal as he has come home many nights without getting any.

They following night he comes home from work and asks "Honey, can I take in your laundry tonight? again her reply was No, not tonight.

This goes on several more nights, and the exasperated man always get the same answer, No, not tonight.

So the following night the man comes home from work, never says a thing to his wife, but goes straight to bed.

In the morning his wife is somewhat worried (knowing how horney he is) and asks "Honey, how come you didn't want to take in my washing last night?

"Didn't even think about it" he replies, I only had a small load so I did it by hand.