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Old 05-04-2007, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SORRY I’M LATE

Late one Saturday evening, I was awakened by the ringing of my phone. In a sleepy grumpy voice I said hello. The party on the other end of the line paused for a moment before rushing breathlessly into a lengthy speech. “Mom, this is Susan and I’m sorry I woke you up, but I had to call because I’m going to be a little late getting home. See, Dad’s car has a flat but it’s not my fault. Honest! I don’t know what happened. The tire just went flat while we were inside the theater. Please don’t be mad, okay?”

Since I don’t have any daughters, I knew the person had misdialed. “I’m sorry dear, “I replied, “but you’ve reached the wrong number. I don’t have a daughter named Susan.”

“Gosh, Mom,” came the young woman’s voice, “I didn’t think you’d be this mad.”


ps. the girl thought her mum was so angry that she disacknowledge her...
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Old 05-04-2007, 01:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL tt was really funny!
but i wonder whether a mom will be so angry tt she'll disacknowledge her own daughter or son..


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Old 05-04-2007, 03:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL...
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lolz this is lame..
the girl damn srupid la.. XD
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Old 05-04-2007, 06:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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lol..!


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Old 05-04-2007, 07:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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she too scared liao
i think her mom si beh fierce de

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Old 05-04-2007, 07:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha...a bit lame...tink i heard this before


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Old 05-04-2007, 07:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LoL!~

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good one :p


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Old 06-04-2007, 01:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol nice 1

to fall in love is always easy
to start a relationship is always simple
to build it, is always tough
to maintain it, is 'better said than done'
to break off, is 'easier said than done'
to remain friends after u broke off, is never possible
to forget the memories is 'always doing but never succeeding'
to heal the pain within is hard and tough and never near simple
but one has to try to heal your own heart...
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
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fainted ...
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hahaha....


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Old 07-04-2007, 10:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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lol. poor thing.

mess with the best, die like the rest.
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lol... That girl is dumb..


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