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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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lol revealed his darkest secret.

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robin

LOL... Malu..

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0.0 haha, go reveal himself..

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lol. dark secret of a man. lol. THAT MAN !!

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DAVE

the man is stupid..
can't he even remember the face of the stripper from the bachelor party??:speechless:

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Technetium

lol yeah... MALU MALU... but why the blond nvr smack him arg?

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hahaha:p

GreenSn0w

lolz tt guy go reveal the secret himself..somemore i think the sentence "I think you're the father of one of my kids." is somewhat abit misleadin also.. ^^

StMichael

It's common for teachers to say that. Just like teachers would refer to the parents of her pupils as "my parents". It's teacher-speak and sometimes we forgot that we're not talking to another teacher.

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