 some jokes.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
ans: A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework
What is green and smells?
ans: Hulk's fart.
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
ans: Because he was a party pooper
Why are men like commercials?
ans: You can't believe a word they say.
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ans: They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out. | 
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